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12/15/2007

Terserah mau ngobrol apa aza tempatnya disini....
Mod/Boone...

who

1/8/2008 12:30:59 am

Bila para milis bertanya,
kapankah milis smak1y84gang lahir,?
bagaimana pertama kali milis muncul?
bagaimana asal muasal milis lahir???

saat itu tanggal 10 Sep 2007, Mod Un (alias Moderator jepUn) mengenalkan diri kepada temannya yang telah dikenal hampir tri dasa warsa tepatnya 29 tahun. Berikut ini petikannya

"Saya Buntara (aka Yin Bun), moderatornya Group ini, masih pade inget
ngga?

Kalo dengan si Budi kita orang sering kontak2an lewat group SMPK4, ya
Bud.

Herman,
Thanks atas pendaftarannya di Group ini.
Gimana kabarnya di singapore?

Na Hiong,
What news? Masih sibuk dengan kerjaanya?

Kian,
Sudah hampir setahun ngga kongkow2 nih, updates please.....

Jozef, (spellnya betul ngga tuh?)
Still remember gw?

Kalo diantara rekan2 yg masih belum kenal, inilah tempatnya untuk
ngobrol2 sedikit, mungkin aza dulu pernah ada kontak geto....

Kalo ada waktu senggang tolong direspon (reply) deh, thank you....."

bila menengok jauh ke belakang (jangan kelamaan nengok, sakit leher Jek) ternyata ada Mod Ar (alias Moderator Amerika) yang bikin group dengan beberapa rekan kita, hanya masih belum go public, sehingga belum dikenal luas. oleh karena ada 2 group yang sama, Mod Un dan mod Ar sepakat untuk merge data dan group. Apakah benar demikian ceritanya??
kebenarannya silahkan tanya Mod Un saja.
keakuratan tidak terjamin.........
sorry ini namanya juga free rumpee

ohw

1/8/2008 12:39:12 am

BENTOEL eh Betul, setelah merged jadi Mod ArUn (lain dgn promotor tinju prof. kaliber dunia Bob Arun, jek) ;-)

ohm

1/8/2008 03:13:03 pm

kalo udah BENTOEL, artinya rumpee sudah SAMPOERNA.
jadi bisa travelling ke Jogja, jalan di MARLBORO.
setelah itu, bisa dimasukin ke kandang bareng bumbu dapur, merica, lada, garam dll, sekalian jadi satu di GUDANG GARAM, asal jangan jadi satu sama DJARUM, sakit bo.
pintu ditutup dengan susah payah, dengan LUCKY STRIKE, berhasil ditutup dan tidak lupa di-GRENDEL.
terakhir WISMILAK.
binun oom & tante? namanya rumpee....

hwo

1/8/2008 10:44:22 pm

Jelas deh asal muasal pembentukan milis ini. Untung si Mod Un mau go public ya? Kalo tidak, pasti dia cuma dikenal ama si Mod Ar. Btw, kenapa Mod Ar nggak berani nongol? something wrong with him? 234 jawabnya alias DJIE SAM SOE. Hwo nggak binun koq, ohm. Who dan ohw bagaimana?

woh

1/9/2008 01:08:22 am

Inseea Aiyaaaa.. Mod Un mau go public karena mau tebar pesona WISMILAK boooo.
Biskuitmulah.. Mod Ar ngga berani nongol karena JI SAM SU nge-wrong-wrong MARLBORO him brur.
Woh da jelas d, ohw-ohm-hwo bagaimana?

owh

1/9/2008 07:56:26 am

Mod Un udah go public sejak jaman kuda gigit besi?
namanya juga MODlBOonRO,
bagaimana who, woh, ohw, ohm, hwo dll dll
234 alias ji sa pe deh alias cape deh.

binun

1/9/2008 11:24:29 pm

frenz....anda anda pada ngomongin apa seh?
ogut jadi binun neh.......
ogut rasa frenz yg lain juga pada binun bacanya
nulis yg jelas 2 aja dong.....jangan yg aneh 2.....capaek deh.

how

1/10/2008 12:16:31 am

hoi!! sobat binun, tempat ini cuma buat kolak2 "o", "w", "h", "m" sajo, maka'nya loe ga ngerti d g org lage bicoro opo, hohoho wowowo momomo ....

1/10/2008 12:30:32 am

waduh kenapa bisa jadi begini yach?
kalo Pak Wahab masih ada, dia akan bikin permutasi dan kombinasi dari o, w, h, m
jadi semuanya ada berapa kemungkinan tuh..

hwo

1/10/2008 12:56:03 pm

Kasihan sekali kalo si Binun & YP binun.
Hwo, who, ohm, ohw, woh, owh & how tidak binun koq. Seharusnya kamu jangan pake name Binun & YP.... pakai saja whom & whowoh.. OK kah???? Pasti makin binunnnnnnnnn... Hwo suka deh lihat kamu berdua binun.

1/10/2008 07:45:32 pm

Ternyata kita punya banyak temen2 yang kreatif .. hehehe ...

1/12/2008 12:21:12 am

Hiong, waktu pertama kali milis, Mod udah singkatin nama lu, jadi Na Hiong?

1/14/2008 03:30:57 pm

iya nih eloe orang pada ngomongin apa sih... pengen ikut nimbrung tapi gak bisa karena gak ngartiiiiiii haiya.....

Jokre

2/29/2008 02:38:44 am

DONT JUDGE THE BOOK BY THE COVER
( Jangan menghukum buku dengan koper )
Jangan putus asa, tidak semua orang menilai
manusia dari fisiknya, sapa tau bisa dari rumahnya,
mobilnya, pekerjaannya, atau tabungannya

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
( Suka bapaknya, suka juga sama anaknya )
Jangan salahkan diri kamu kalau kamu jelek,
salahkanlah orangtuanya, karena jelek itu
keturunan..
iya kan ??

THE BEAUTY IS UNDER THE SKIN
( Jadi cakep kalo uda ganti kulit )
Perbaiki inner beauty kamu, itu kalau ngerasa sisi
luar kamu udah ancur ga ketolong lagi...

NO GAIN WITHOUT PAIN
(Ga dapet duit kalo ngga kesakitan dulu...kaya
kuda lumping )
Jgn sakit ati kalo dikatain jelek, cuek aja, inget
film Beauty and The Best kan ?

JUST BEE YOURSELF
(Sengatkan diri anda dengan tawon)
Jadilah diri kamu sendiri, kalau kamu jelek
syukurilah soalnya kalo kamu ganteng pasti
kamu bakal banyak dosanya hehehe

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
(Yang bener boleh keluar)
Kalau orang lain m eni lai kamu jelek, jangan diambil
ati, p eni laian manusia tidak selalu benar
(maksudnya kali kamu sebenarnya lebih jelek lagi)

THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE
(Orang disebelah kanan, salah tempat) mungkin
hrsnya disebelah kiri).
Cakep-jelek itu tergantung lingkungan, misalnya
kamu disini jelek tapi di Afrika bisa paling ganteng
lho, makanya pindah ke sono aja...hehehehe

LOVE IS BLIND
(Mencintai orang buta)
Cinta tidak memandang cakep atau jelek,ga percaya?
Tanyakan hal ini sama orang jelek...
Memang CAKEP itu RELATIF...tapi kalo JELEK
itu MUTLAK BO !

CINTA MONYET
(Love monkey)
You pretend to love a person for reasons other
than love despite the fact that the
person is more monkey than human.

whakakakakakakakak

6/2/2008 07:18:11 pm

1. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information & Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

2. Confident vs. confidential

A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

3. Anger management?

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'

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6/23/2008 02:49:35 pm

SUSPECT ULTIMATE:::Chicken story (mind blowing climax)

A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.

Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.

Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?

Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.

Young cock :

O.K. What kind of competition?

Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"

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9/11/2008 07:09:26 pm

A HAT-SELLER AND MONKEYS

A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take
a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the
side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were
gone.

He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they
had taken all his hats. The hat-seller sits down and thinks of how he can get
the hats down.

While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the
monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys
did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it
on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get
all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson, Sukhwinder, also became a hat-seller
and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like
his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he
took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.

He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on
the tree. He remembered his grandfather's words, started scratching his
head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself
and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's
idea, Sukhwinder threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the
monkeys still held on to all the hats.

Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor,
gave him a slap and said to him "You think only you have a grandfather ?!!!"

huehuehuehuehue

6/11/2009 05:44:08 pm

Married Couple & the fairy

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.

I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!... the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember.... fairies are female too!

huehuehuehuehue

8/7/2009 11:45:57 am

This theory will win the Physics Nobel Prize !

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

I n other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====

To Conclude:

>From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together

huehuehuehuehue

5/11/2010 11:42:45 am

"Lord, they are finally together."

Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Judy again remarried, and this time, she and John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,

"Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret,

"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied, "I think he means her legs."

huehuehuehuehue

7/10/2010 11:12:04 am

Untuk menyambut kedatangan om Momod.

FIRST TIME SEX

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'

The boy turns, and whispers back,
'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'

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